You know what I DON'T like? UFC. You know--cage fighting, mixed martial arts, ultimate fighting, call it what you will. Two 'roided-up guys with cauliflower ears grappling on the ground, trying to make each other pass out or tap out or whatever. And don't tell me I have to give it a chance before I decide. I gave it two chances--watched two PPV events. Both times, I felt mildly nauseated and very bored. I think it's a big masculinist display of brute force and it's dumb.
It's not that I'm against violence in sports. I think boxing is stupid (we all saw Rocky IV and itwas no surprise that Stallone--er, Rocky was brain damaged), but I do like hockey fights (in a hockey game, not just staged for the hell of it). Of course, I like hockey fights because they're funny. Guys with that much padding are NOT going to hurt each other. They might as well just have a pillow fight. (Or not, because my mom says that's a good way to lose an eye.) Okay, maybe I am a little against violence in sports.
I've discovered that I have an exception: women's mixed martial arts. My friend Tannaya (yes, green drinks Tannaya) is an Ultimate Fighter. And I think that is so cool that I want Cargo & James Halifax to sponsor her next fight! How awesome would that be? I mean, tea is healthy, and mixed martial arts is a sport and sports are healthy, right? Right?
Trent, of course, is mildly perturbed by what he sees as sexism on my part. After all, if I hate watching men kick the crap out of each other, that should go for women, too, right?
Wrong. Here's why: when men do stupid things like Ultimate Fighting, I'm pretty sure it's meant to be a display of masculine prowess: "look at what the male body can do!" Or "See? I'm a man. I'll prove it by kicking some other guy's ass and emasculating him in front of a huge crowd and some TV cameras." But when women do it, they're picking at the very masculinist posturing that's behind these macho displays. Suddenly, it's all, "look at what the human body can do!" Because women are meant to be excluded from these displays of physical prowess. Or we're just supposed to watch and be impressed by them or something. Kicking some other woman's ass is an act of feminism, see?
Or maybe I'm just justifying because I think Tannaya is so cool and I want to go and watch her kick some other woman's ass.
3 comments:
a) cauliflower ears made me snort a lil bit.
b) Go, Green Drink Tannaya, GO!
c) ya, me too -is all I have to say. I'd watch it if someone I knew personally was doing it, but I'm all 'meh' on the UFC. But yes, hockey fights are awesome and exciting. Horray for sitting on the fence post! At first I typed pence fost.
d) When I'm forced to endure UFC, like when its on in the bar, I like to enhance the very overwhelming homo-erotic nature of it and make inappropriate noises and comments. Try it, it's fun. 'specially the dirty looks from the secretly aroused spectators. I MEAN the manly men that watch manly sports, and the girls who watch it with them.
Sincerely,
Sober Toni.
It really hurts to get punched in the boob, but there's no "above the bra strap rule" is there? Wouldn't that make the women fighters more badass?
Also, about UFC in bars: Why are they fighting if they like to hug each other so much?
-Nancy
You're going to hit me, but I'm with Trent on this one.
Both events are competitive sports wherein people of a single gender try to demonstrate physical superiority over one another.
Ain't no difference in my mind. I like 'em both.
And yes, please do support Tammaya - she obviously rocks.
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