Very good eye! Except that the plant is Creeping Phlox with a Flock of Seagulls haircut. Atlantic Gardens, Bedford. Now. Who's going to try for some more fun captions? Open your interpretive pores, peeps.
Pic 1 - This photo was taken from the crime scene and clearly, the man is being held captive with an as yet unidentified arthropod-like cutting tool. It is possible that the abducters require a substantial ransom of butter.
Pic 2 - When Olga exited the bar, she should never have stuffed her face with 27 complimentary mints. Luckily, Sven was able to offer the heimlich and save her life. He only groped her boob twice. Ok, maybe three times, but honestly, that was it.
Pic 3 - This rare plant, Gravitas maximus, appears to suffer from an unusually low tolerance for gravity and actually grows towards the center of the Earth. Researchers believe that the leaves of the plant are especially high in gravitons, causing the stems to bend downwards, unable to resist the pull of Earth's gravity.
Pic 4 - In this wonderous display of the creature in its natural habitat, we see an elusive female of the species feast on the favoured prey of their kind. The rare gigantic red krill has an inner organ sack that is yellow, pictured here in the mouth of the carnivore. The sack, while full of yellow bile and smells of rotting flesh, is actually quite nutritious and extremely high in vitamin BS.
I am never explaining another photo ever again. From now on, it shall be known as Roz's Job. Excuse me while I go look for pics of Toni in the bathtub at age 3, or Phil in a dress at 22 for you to work on.
I downloaded some pictures from my phone. And it's D-i-Y captions. 
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Salty's (or the Upper Deck), Brunswick Street, unidentified plant (possibly dill?), and Salty's (or the Upper Deck). Good home town eye?
Very good eye! Except that the plant is Creeping Phlox with a Flock of Seagulls haircut. Atlantic Gardens, Bedford. Now. Who's going to try for some more fun captions? Open your interpretive pores, peeps.
Pic 1 - This photo was taken from the crime scene and clearly, the man is being held captive with an as yet unidentified arthropod-like cutting tool. It is possible that the abducters require a substantial ransom of butter.
Pic 2 - When Olga exited the bar, she should never have stuffed her face with 27 complimentary mints. Luckily, Sven was able to offer the heimlich and save her life. He only groped her boob twice. Ok, maybe three times, but honestly, that was it.
Pic 3 - This rare plant, Gravitas maximus, appears to suffer from an unusually low tolerance for gravity and actually grows towards the center of the Earth. Researchers believe that the leaves of the plant are especially high in gravitons, causing the stems to bend downwards, unable to resist the pull of Earth's gravity.
Pic 4 - In this wonderous display of the creature in its natural habitat, we see an elusive female of the species feast on the favoured prey of their kind. The rare gigantic red krill has an inner organ sack that is yellow, pictured here in the mouth of the carnivore. The sack, while full of yellow bile and smells of rotting flesh, is actually quite nutritious and extremely high in vitamin BS.
I am never explaining another photo ever again. From now on, it shall be known as Roz's Job.
Excuse me while I go look for pics of Toni in the bathtub at age 3, or Phil in a dress at 22 for you to work on.
I see that Judy attacked her lobster in the same manner that I did. I guess we have to come to seafood country more often.
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