Pic 1 - In a flagrant display of his magic powers, this reclusive mountain gnome (known primarily for their pointy skulls and sharp teeth) has caused the street lights in the background to sag to a completely ineffective height. The gnomes are believed to detest all things taller than themselves, and can be heard laughing when large vehicles collide at intersections where the gnomes have struck.
Pic 2 - Despite the busy traffic of the Christmas season, two buses of the species Transportus plenticus can be seen here forming a "mating pair". When buses of opposite genders encounter one another during peak travelling hours, they are unable to resist the natural tendancy to mate. The mating session will last for several minutes before the male bus, pictured here forming the traditional "V-shape" required for successful fertilization, abandons the pregnant female bus and forgets to call her in the morning.
Pic 3 - This couple is at large and should be considered armed and dangerous. They are seen here carrying what is assumed to be a large quantity of caffeine, a highly addictive drug capable of altering natural brain chemisty. The man, identified by friends as one Wayne Newton, was recently seen attacking an old man and stealing his stylish jacket. The woman, known only as Mrs. Tinkles to friends, has strangled several people with the scarf she is pictured wearing. She has also been spotted beating people with bags of cat food outside of reputable cinnamon bun establishments.
10 comments:
#1: Trent in St. John?
#2: Spring Garden in December?
#3: Christmas shopping?
Just guessing....
-Phil
Holy! Beard! just sayin.
Happy Holiday Guys.
Did those buses crash or does it just look like it???
Julie
check out my comment in the marking marking marking...
T
Pic 1 - In a flagrant display of his magic powers, this reclusive mountain gnome (known primarily for their pointy skulls and sharp teeth) has caused the street lights in the background to sag to a completely ineffective height. The gnomes are believed to detest all things taller than themselves, and can be heard laughing when large vehicles collide at intersections where the gnomes have struck.
Pic 2 - Despite the busy traffic of the Christmas season, two buses of the species Transportus plenticus can be seen here forming a "mating pair". When buses of opposite genders encounter one another during peak travelling hours, they are unable to resist the natural tendancy to mate. The mating session will last for several minutes before the male bus, pictured here forming the traditional "V-shape" required for successful fertilization, abandons the pregnant female bus and forgets to call her in the morning.
Pic 3 - This couple is at large and should be considered armed and dangerous. They are seen here carrying what is assumed to be a large quantity of caffeine, a highly addictive drug capable of altering natural brain chemisty. The man, identified by friends as one Wayne Newton, was recently seen attacking an old man and stealing his stylish jacket. The woman, known only as Mrs. Tinkles to friends, has strangled several people with the scarf she is pictured wearing. She has also been spotted beating people with bags of cat food outside of reputable cinnamon bun establishments.
Hilarity Roz! Pure hilarity. Wait.. Does that mean those bike racks on the front of buses aren't really bike racks?? *blush*
- Nancy
It's a viking beard! Scruffy and oh so itchy.
Hey guys, hope you have a happy and safe holiday break. Becca, I enjoyed the story about the forest friends and the visit to the vet.
Trent, great beard man!
Take care guys!
Bob
Merry Christmas to you both!
We're thinking about you, and we hope that we can see you in 2007!:)
Now have enjoy some Christmas cheer for us!
other T&B
ok that bus thing was FOR REAL??
I didin't know if it was a crazy set on one of your tv shows...
ps. you're hysterical. haha
Post a Comment